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Time when I needed a camera...
When was the last time I needed a camera? Right then! I mean, seriously, I got to meet LARA. CROFT. I got to talk to her and got her autograph and everything! She even said that she would come to MY HOUSE if I had a HALO party.
BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME! Ryan says I'm an idiot for thinking that she's real, but I really did meet her. I really did. I GOT PROOF! Go click on that link! You'll see I really did meet her.
... I really did.
... and she's just as hot as the games show her being.
But Ryan says that people who talk on the internet aren't the people that they say they are. He says they pretend to be the people that others would like when they are really just fat people living in basements.
But I talk on the internet. And I'm not fat or living in a basement. So why can't it really have been real.
That's why I need a picture next time. So I can prove that she's real, and then I can make Ryan feel stupid for doubting that Lara is real.
She is real. And she talked to me. Stupid Ryan.
BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME! Ryan says I'm an idiot for thinking that she's real, but I really did meet her. I really did. I GOT PROOF! Go click on that link! You'll see I really did meet her.
... I really did.
... and she's just as hot as the games show her being.
But Ryan says that people who talk on the internet aren't the people that they say they are. He says they pretend to be the people that others would like when they are really just fat people living in basements.
But I talk on the internet. And I'm not fat or living in a basement. So why can't it really have been real.
That's why I need a picture next time. So I can prove that she's real, and then I can make Ryan feel stupid for doubting that Lara is real.
She is real. And she talked to me. Stupid Ryan.